Some1 put this as a comment but it deserves to be post

Life shrinks and expands in proportion to ones courage.In life pple make mistakes and from these mistakes we learn from them.In life u meet all kinds of pple from different walks of life.Some become your true friends and others become convinient friends.Convinient friends are only there when you are having fun or when ur wallet is fat.True friends r there 4 u during the good and bad times.You also fall in love and get your hear your heart broken.It happens to all of us.But when someone breaks your heart and walks out of your life without a proper explanation and answers, it hurts coz you dont know what you did for one to walk away.You feel angry, hurt, pain and betrayal.All this eats you up like a cancer coz you are clueless of what is going on.All that one knows is that is that person kept it inside and lashed out at someone who dint deserve it instead of being honest.You try and rationalize it but you always end getting more confused and the feeling of betrayal comes back.You love someone and give your all but this person doesnt love you as much as love you him/her.You try your best but at the back of your head you know this person loves someonelse,that changes everything.You hope for the best but it all goes out of the window when it is thrown in face.This changes everything coz your trust is broken and that person has slipped away completely.Secrets and lies confine someone and hurt people who dont deserve it.Being honest and decisive makes one a per son of intergrity and gets the respect he/ she deserves.When someone breaks your trust, you realize its not worth all the drama but the hardest part is letting go coz you love this person.But its a load of your back and you slowly start moving foward.Once you decide to move forward, its becomes easy to forgive.Time heals the wounds and you become a better person than you could ever imagine.To all the fools in love note that there is a difference of being in love and REAL LOVE.Being "in love"(having strong feelings for someone)is a wonderful feeling.REAL LOVE focuses on the well being of the other person."In love" needs immediate satisfactio.REAL LOVE is patient and willing to sacrifice." In love" is feeling.REAL LOVE is an act of the will.Anyone can be " in love."But only a person who is emotionally and spritually mature can really love.PEACE OUT!Reach for life the choice is yours

What are You?????

They (whoever) could identify a customer's personality on what
drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
IF WOMEN DRINK...
BEER
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool .
COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the
ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin
boy.
MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC /
SCOTCH AND SODA
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she
wants
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
WATER
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious
relationship.
Approach: Don't.
WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the
conversation.
BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE , ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF
ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and
sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and
you're in.
CAPE VELVET
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to
the pub.
SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, AFTERSHOCK ETC .)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or
looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, nothing to do but
wait.
IF MEN DRINK... (As always, very simple and clear
cut.)
CIDER: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER: He's poor / student and wants to
get laid.
CASTLE OR PILSNER LAGER BEER: He likes good beer,kulewa haraka and wants to get laid.
IMPORTED BEER: He's old; he likes good beer and wants
to get laid.
GUINNESS,WHITE CAP OR TUSKER: The man is sexy, sophisticated, charming,
generous and intelligent known for his caring nature
and an unbelievable shag - always gets laid HELL YEAH!!! YOU BEST BELIEVE IT!!!
WATER: He just threw up and is trying to wash the
taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid.
WINE: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a
sophisticated image and help him get laid.
VODKA/BRANDY Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm
scarf. Desperate to get laid.
PORT : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men
and wants to get laid.
WHISKY: He doesn't give two shits about anything and
will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting
laid.
JACK DANIELS: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker,
knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet
etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
RUM OR TEQUILA : Likes fighting almost as much as
getting laid.
BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE , ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF
ICE, ETC He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back
or pick up any dropped change.
watch what you drink you never know who is
watching!!!! !!

Being Twenty-Something

They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are a lot of things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have ever met and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you do not realize is that they are realizing that too and are not really cold or catty or mean or insincere, but that they are as confused as you.
You look at your job. It is not even close to what you thought you would be doing or maybe you are looking for one and realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and are scared. You miss the comforts of college, of groups, of socializing with the same people on a constant basis. But then you realize that maybe they weren't so great after all. You are beginning to understand yourself and what you want and do not want. Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing and find yourself judging a bit more than usual because suddenly you realize that you have certain boundaries in your life and add things to your list of what is acceptable and what is not. You are insecure and then secure. You laugh and cry with the greatest force of your life. You feel alone and scared and confused. Suddenly change is t he enemy and you try and cling on to the past with dear life but soon realize that the past is drifting further and further away and there is nothing to do but stay where you are or move forward.
You get your heart broken and wonder how someone you loved could do such damage to you or you lay in bed and wonder why you can't meet anyone decent enough to get to know better. You love someone but maybe love someone else too and cannot figure out why you are doing this because you are not a bad person.
One night stands and random hook ups start to look cheap and getting wasted and acting like an idiot starts to look pathetic.
You go through the same emotions and questions over and over and talk with your friends about the same topics because you cannot seem to make a decision. You worry about loans and money and the future and making a life for yourself and while winning the race would be great, right now you'd just like to be a contender!
What you may not realize is that everyone reading this relates to it. We are in our best of times and our worst of times, trying as hard as we can to figure this whole thing out.
Share this with a twenty something freind...maybe it will help someone
Feel like they are not alone in their state of confusion!!!

HI

.... welcome again to my ramblings.... been a little while since i said what i thought and lucky for all of you I'm in a bit of a horrible mood again... human beings.. we are a strange bunch of creatures.. the more of them i meet, the more i get to believe that i will never understand my own species... we are a very interesting bunch, and if at all there are extra terrestrials watching us from a massive microscope somewhere out there... i bet they are never bored.... i recentlyacquired a curfew at this ripe old age, due to a sequence of unfortunate events that took place a bit recently....I'm finding it a bit hard to keep....not because it is that difficult to keep but because i let myself get influenced a bit easy.... yeah i know... i sound like i blaming unseen forces..... but hey most people tend to believe that they are their own beings but to be honest aren't we a sum of the situations and experiences that we go through... it is a given that everyone experiences everything individually, but would those experiences happen without those that surround us.. have you noticed that thought we are all uniquely different lately i spotted very many similarities between all of us who hang out at vivid... not gonna say what they are because I'm sure you've spotted them too. (and the last time i spoke out, well lets just say i didn't get very positive feedback) but i put it out there to you what good similarities are there between those of us who hang out at vivid and why is it that we influence each other this way.... boys more than girls because lets face it this bar is the greatest sausage fest most days of the week. later

by the way does anyone actually read this blog or is it just one of those project that guys from garden run their mouths about but never follow through on...(now i know that thats gonna pis some1 off... so comment..... and post something)

Anndika insha kuhusu UMUHIMU WA MAJI

ONE MR. MBOGO WROTE:

Siku moja ng'ombe setu silikuwa simenyota sana.Babangu aliniabia nisitware sikanywe maji.Silipofika, silikuta gatangi ka mai kamegaragario.Ng'ombe sikaanza kuania. Sikaania,sikaania, sikaaniampaka babangu akatokarugongo akakuja kianda.Akaniuliza "Mbogo, kwanini ng'ombe sinaania hivyo?Nikamwira ni gatangi kamegaragara.Alinichapa sana na ndio nikajua umuhimu wa maji.

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Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione.

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