Anndika insha kuhusu UMUHIMU WA MAJI

ONE MR. MBOGO WROTE:

Siku moja ng'ombe setu silikuwa simenyota sana.Babangu aliniabia nisitware sikanywe maji.Silipofika, silikuta gatangi ka mai kamegaragario.Ng'ombe sikaanza kuania. Sikaania,sikaania, sikaaniampaka babangu akatokarugongo akakuja kianda.Akaniuliza "Mbogo, kwanini ng'ombe sinaania hivyo?Nikamwira ni gatangi kamegaragara.Alinichapa sana na ndio nikajua umuhimu wa maji.

coolest car ever......!

Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione.

HELMET.... man's best friend!

IF COMPANIES WERE TO ADVERTISE CONDOMS FOR A DAY INSTEAD OF THEIR PRODUCTS.....
THESE ARE THE SLOGANS THAT WOULD POP UP!!!!

1.  INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS:
     NOKIA CONDOMS-
       CONNECTING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
 
2.  GUARANTEED MONEY REFUND:
     SAFARICOM CONDOMS-
       DON'T PAY FOR WHAT YOU DON'T USE
       PER SECOND BILLING!!!!!

3.  GUARANTEED SATISFACTION:
     COCA COLA CONDOMS-
       LIFE TASTES GOOD!!!!
 
4.  BOOST YOUR ORGASM:
     ENERGIZER CONDOMS-
       LASTS UP-TO 6 TIMES LONGER!!!!!
 
5.  EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM:
     WHITE CAP CONDOMS-
       WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT IN A MAN!!!!!
 
6.  FREE FROM DISEASE:
     KENCELL CONDOMS-
       WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!!!!
 
7.  EVERY MAN'S DREAM:
     GOOD-YEAR CONDOMS-
       WE HAVE THE WHOLE RANGE!!!!!!
 
8.  FROM BOYHOOD TO MANHOOD:
     VICEROY CONDOMS-
       SUPERBLY MATURED BODY!!!!
 
9.  TRY SOMETHING WILD:
     D.T DOBIE CONDOMS-
       BURN WILD,RUN FREE!!!!

10. THE MYSTERY:
     CADBURY CONDOMS-
       YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE CRAVING WILL STRIKE!!!!
 
 
11.  SPICE UP THE SEX:
      NESTLE' CREMORA CONDOMS-
        IT'S WHAT HAS BEEN MISSING FROM YOUR MORNING..
 
 
12.  DECIDE FOR YOURSELF:
      CROWN CONDOMS-
        IF YOU LIKE IT CROWN IT!!!!!
 
 
13.  MADE IN AFRICA:
      KENYA AIRWAYS CONDOMS-
        THE PRIDE OF AFRICA!!!!
 
14.  THE SURE THING:
      PILSNER CONDOMS-
        IMARA KAMA SIMBA!!!!!
 
 
15.  THE TRANSFORMATION:
      COLGATE HERBAL CONDOMS-
        AHOY MR BEAVER HOW COMES YOUR PE.....
        IS SO STRONG!!!!
 
 
16.  WHERE THE HOTTEST SEX LIES:
      BATA CONDOMS-
        THE BOOTS THAT SAY YOU KNOW AFRICA

MONEY MONEY MONEY.......

cannot wait for pay day...

late night booze...

why is it that it always seems like a good idea to continue pinting after normal hours are over (read 1:30am)??? we all know what is likely to happen when that happens. no more. thats this months resolution.. well till friday.