HELMET.... man's best friend!

IF COMPANIES WERE TO ADVERTISE CONDOMS FOR A DAY INSTEAD OF THEIR PRODUCTS.....
THESE ARE THE SLOGANS THAT WOULD POP UP!!!!

1.  INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS:
     NOKIA CONDOMS-
       CONNECTING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
 
2.  GUARANTEED MONEY REFUND:
     SAFARICOM CONDOMS-
       DON'T PAY FOR WHAT YOU DON'T USE
       PER SECOND BILLING!!!!!

3.  GUARANTEED SATISFACTION:
     COCA COLA CONDOMS-
       LIFE TASTES GOOD!!!!
 
4.  BOOST YOUR ORGASM:
     ENERGIZER CONDOMS-
       LASTS UP-TO 6 TIMES LONGER!!!!!
 
5.  EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM:
     WHITE CAP CONDOMS-
       WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT IN A MAN!!!!!
 
6.  FREE FROM DISEASE:
     KENCELL CONDOMS-
       WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!!!!
 
7.  EVERY MAN'S DREAM:
     GOOD-YEAR CONDOMS-
       WE HAVE THE WHOLE RANGE!!!!!!
 
8.  FROM BOYHOOD TO MANHOOD:
     VICEROY CONDOMS-
       SUPERBLY MATURED BODY!!!!
 
9.  TRY SOMETHING WILD:
     D.T DOBIE CONDOMS-
       BURN WILD,RUN FREE!!!!

10. THE MYSTERY:
     CADBURY CONDOMS-
       YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE CRAVING WILL STRIKE!!!!
 
 
11.  SPICE UP THE SEX:
      NESTLE' CREMORA CONDOMS-
        IT'S WHAT HAS BEEN MISSING FROM YOUR MORNING..
 
 
12.  DECIDE FOR YOURSELF:
      CROWN CONDOMS-
        IF YOU LIKE IT CROWN IT!!!!!
 
 
13.  MADE IN AFRICA:
      KENYA AIRWAYS CONDOMS-
        THE PRIDE OF AFRICA!!!!
 
14.  THE SURE THING:
      PILSNER CONDOMS-
        IMARA KAMA SIMBA!!!!!
 
 
15.  THE TRANSFORMATION:
      COLGATE HERBAL CONDOMS-
        AHOY MR BEAVER HOW COMES YOUR PE.....
        IS SO STRONG!!!!
 
 
16.  WHERE THE HOTTEST SEX LIES:
      BATA CONDOMS-
        THE BOOTS THAT SAY YOU KNOW AFRICA