Thursday, July 12, 2007
Some1 put this as a comment but it deserves to be post
Life shrinks and expands in proportion to ones courage.In life pple make mistakes and from these mistakes we learn from them.In life u meet all kinds of pple from different walks of life.Some become your true friends and others become convinient friends.Convinient friends are only there when you are having fun or when ur wallet is fat.True friends r there 4 u during the good and bad times.You also fall in love and get your hear your heart broken.It happens to all of us.But when someone breaks your heart and walks out of your life without a proper explanation and answers, it hurts coz you dont know what you did for one to walk away.You feel angry, hurt, pain and betrayal.All this eats you up like a cancer coz you are clueless of what is going on.All that one knows is that is that person kept it inside and lashed out at someone who dint deserve it instead of being honest.You try and rationalize it but you always end getting more confused and the feeling of betrayal comes back.You love someone and give your all but this person doesnt love you as much as love you him/her.You try your best but at the back of your head you know this person loves someonelse,that changes everything.You hope for the best but it all goes out of the window when it is thrown in face.This changes everything coz your trust is broken and that person has slipped away completely.Secrets and lies confine someone and hurt people who dont deserve it.Being honest and decisive makes one a per son of intergrity and gets the respect he/ she deserves.When someone breaks your trust, you realize its not worth all the drama but the hardest part is letting go coz you love this person.But its a load of your back and you slowly start moving foward.Once you decide to move forward, its becomes easy to forgive.Time heals the wounds and you become a better person than you could ever imagine.To all the fools in love note that there is a difference of being in love and REAL LOVE.Being "in love"(having strong feelings for someone)is a wonderful feeling.REAL LOVE focuses on the well being of the other person."In love" needs immediate satisfactio.REAL LOVE is patient and willing to sacrifice." In love" is feeling.REAL LOVE is an act of the will.Anyone can be " in love."But only a person who is emotionally and spritually mature can really love.PEACE OUT!Reach for life the choice is yours
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
What are You?????
They (whoever) could identify a customer's personality on what
drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
IF WOMEN DRINK...
BEER
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool .
COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the
ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin
boy.
MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC /
SCOTCH AND SODA
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she
wants
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
WATER
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious
relationship.
Approach: Don't.
WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the
conversation.
BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE , ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF
ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and
sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and
you're in.
CAPE VELVET
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to
the pub.
SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, AFTERSHOCK ETC .)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or
looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, nothing to do but
wait.
IF MEN DRINK... (As always, very simple and clear
cut.)
CIDER: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER: He's poor / student and wants to
get laid.
CASTLE OR PILSNER LAGER BEER: He likes good beer,kulewa haraka and wants to get laid.
IMPORTED BEER: He's old; he likes good beer and wants
to get laid.
GUINNESS,WHITE CAP OR TUSKER: The man is sexy, sophisticated, charming,
generous and intelligent known for his caring nature
and an unbelievable shag - always gets laid HELL YEAH!!! YOU BEST BELIEVE IT!!!
WATER: He just threw up and is trying to wash the
taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid.
WINE: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a
sophisticated image and help him get laid.
VODKA/BRANDY Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm
scarf. Desperate to get laid.
PORT : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men
and wants to get laid.
WHISKY: He doesn't give two shits about anything and
will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting
laid.
JACK DANIELS: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker,
knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet
etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
RUM OR TEQUILA : Likes fighting almost as much as
getting laid.
BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE , ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF
ICE, ETC He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back
or pick up any dropped change.
watch what you drink you never know who is
watching!!!! !!
drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
IF WOMEN DRINK...
BEER
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool .
COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the
ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin
boy.
MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC /
SCOTCH AND SODA
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she
wants
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
WATER
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious
relationship.
Approach: Don't.
WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the
conversation.
BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE , ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF
ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and
sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and
you're in.
CAPE VELVET
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to
the pub.
SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, AFTERSHOCK ETC .)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or
looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, nothing to do but
wait.
IF MEN DRINK... (As always, very simple and clear
cut.)
CIDER: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER: He's poor / student and wants to
get laid.
CASTLE OR PILSNER LAGER BEER: He likes good beer,kulewa haraka and wants to get laid.
IMPORTED BEER: He's old; he likes good beer and wants
to get laid.
GUINNESS,WHITE CAP OR TUSKER: The man is sexy, sophisticated, charming,
generous and intelligent known for his caring nature
and an unbelievable shag - always gets laid HELL YEAH!!! YOU BEST BELIEVE IT!!!
WATER: He just threw up and is trying to wash the
taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid.
WINE: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a
sophisticated image and help him get laid.
VODKA/BRANDY Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm
scarf. Desperate to get laid.
PORT : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men
and wants to get laid.
WHISKY: He doesn't give two shits about anything and
will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting
laid.
JACK DANIELS: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker,
knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet
etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
RUM OR TEQUILA : Likes fighting almost as much as
getting laid.
BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE , ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF
ICE, ETC He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back
or pick up any dropped change.
watch what you drink you never know who is
watching!!!! !!
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